Nurse, Nurse!!!

In my area of the hospital, we deal with mostly confused patients, whether it's from disease, medication, surgery, etc, they can at time be entertaining.....here are a few of my recent encounters.


Me to a confused patient:  Where are you right now?

Patient:  hell

I just laughed..................


The next patient was confused and I needed consent so I asked:

Do you have children?

Patient: yes

Me:  How many?

Patient:  Oh, 5 maybe 6

Me: trying not to laugh, I give a little look that says "HUH???"

Patient:  I was in the war..